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Asymptomatic =/=Immune

nursinggeek:

I didn’t realize until last night that this was a point of confusion.  If my spouse didn’t get it, despite my many rants about asymptomatic spread for the last couple of months, then undoubtedly there are others who don’t get it either.

To be asymptomatic means that you’re infected but not showing symptoms.  This might actually mean you’re pre-symptomatic (you’ll eventually have symptoms) or that for whatever reason, you’ll never develop symptoms.  However, you are still infected, and you can spread the virus (or other infectious agent, but these days, we’re mostly talking about the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes COVID-19) to anyone who is not immune.  If you are an asymptomatic COVID-19 carrier, you are infected.  You are not immune.  You will most likely eventually develop immunity.  To be asymptomatic is good for you, but bad for everyone around you, because you could be (and probably are) unknowingly spreading the virus.

If you are asymptomatic, you will (assuming 100% accuracy for all tests, which is a huge oversimplification)

- test positive for the antigen (virus)

- test negative for the antibody (proteins created by the body to fight the virus)

- be able to spread the virus to others

To be immune means you have the antibodies to the virus (or other infectious agent).  At some point, you either were infected with the virus and successfully cleared it from your system or you received a vaccine (which, on May 28, 2020, we don’t yet have anything other than a bunch of prototypes being tested).  If you are exposed to the virus again, your body has its defenses prepared to essentially kill on sight (again, oversimplification).  You are very unlikely to carry the virus to someone else.  To be immune is good for you and everyone around you.

If you are immune, you will (again, assuming 100% accuracy for all tests)

- test negative for the antigen (virus)

- test positive for the antibody (proteins created by the body to fight the virus)

- not spread the virus to others

The entire point to masking and social distancing is the same point as safer sex measures: you have to assume that you (and everyone else) are infected and capable of spreading the virus unless you have concrete proof that you cannot.  Concrete proof means a positive antibody test, because you could have tested negative for the antigen (virus) yesterday and been infected immediately after.  

Also, on a related note, we don’t yet know for sure how long immunity lasts.  Hopes are for a minimum of 12 months, but we literally can’t know for sure until people who have tested immune (positive antibody test) lose that immunity (without a confounder like HIV attacking that immunity) or don’t.

Trying to find citable sources for all this that aren’t written in overly scientific language and/or behind a paywall is a fun challenge.  There’s this article, which isn’t exactly a peer-reviewed source but does explain things rather simply.  I suppose Johns Hopkins is a better source, but it doesn’t make the distinction in quite the way I think is needed.  Hopefully they’ll help explain this further, though.

rabentochter:

“Serenity” with @quietlyapocalyptic for Stars’ wonderful birth

Tony’s in need of Loki’s attention—but happily settles for his affection instead.

hockpock:

hockpock:

ADHD time blindness be like “oh, today is the 30th? that’s fine, December is still next month, that’s forever away!

…what do you mean tommorrow?”

happy 1 year anniversary to this post,

DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.

AGAIN.

heardatmedschool:

“Look at these orders! I should frame them!”

Nurse when the orders are actually understandable.

ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:

burntmetalbastard:

ink-the-artist:

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

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DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

libraford:

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Do… dya think they might be a little out of touch?

ralfmaximus:

toastbutteregg:

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HELL YEAH FUCK HIM UP YOUR HONOR

deforest-kelley:

electronickingdomfox:

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Excuse me!?

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*From TOS season 3 bloopers.

His look at the end. You’re so cool. :)

homunculus-argument:

janokenmun:

homunculus-argument:

Peoples’ desire to burn the Gävle goat isn’t about them hating it. It’s a “my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it” sort of a deal.

also the endless allure of arson

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

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humming-bird10:

mikkeneko:

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS

TIME FOR THIS POST TO TORMENT ME AGAIN

When I made this post I foolishly failed to include timestamps on it, BUT this year I will not be so remiss:

BELOW IS A CHART SHOWING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO THAW A FULLY FROZEN TURKEY, BY POUND

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So IF you have a FULL 24lb TURKEY and plan to refrigerator thaw it, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Friday, November 18th.

IF you have a SMALL turkey, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Monday, November 21st.

𝐼𝐹 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒲𝒜𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒟 𝒰𝒩𝒯𝐼𝐿 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝒜𝒴 𝐵𝐸𝐹𝒪𝑅𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒩𝒦𝒮𝒢𝐼𝒱𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝒪 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝑅𝒯 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒲𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅 𝒯𝒲𝐸𝒩𝒯𝒴-𝒫𝒪𝒰𝒩𝒟 𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒦𝐸𝒴

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Thanksgiving is not a Thing in the Netherlands (even though we do have black friday 🙄) but I’ve been hosting one for the past 4 years because I LOVE cooking massive amounts of food and stuffing my loved ones with it. Feeding you is definitely one of my love languages. I tend to call it Turkeygiving, because it’s not really a cultural holiday when I do it, it’s me stuffing you full of turkey 😋.

I won’t be able to do one this year though. I just got a new job and while it’s an awesome new job (I work as a tailor (tailoress? tailster? tailtrix?) at a high end men’s bridal wear shop) it does mean I don’t have the time host one. Next year I’ll probably take some time off for the preparations. I can’t live without Turkeygiving!

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eilinelsghost:

Ok friends, this has bugged me for awhile now so help me solve it.

In LOTR we’re giving two contradicting depictions of Elves and their horses: the Glorfindel approach and the Legolas approach.

In the Glorfindel approach, we’re told through various references that he rides Asfaloth with a saddle, stirrups, and reins.

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While in the Legolas approach, we’re told instead that the “Elvish way with all good beasts” is to ride them with none of these items and direct them solely with the spoken word.

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So how do we square these, friends?

Extra points if you give me your unhinged headcanons about this in the replies/tags. I want to hear all about those.

How do Elves ride horses?

Noldor use reins, saddles, etc, while the Sindarin/Silvan Elves ride without

All Elves typically ride without and Glorfindel is an exception

Textual error: ol’ Tollers got lost in his own world building and done messed up

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SO.

Here is the thing that sometimes people do not realize: riding without a saddle is actively harder on the horse.

Think of it as the difference between using a really well designed long distance camping, hiking or infantry backpack, vs just having someone dump all that shit in a bag hanging off your shoulders.

Now the Noldor fucking love horses. The Noldor are big on horses. The Fëanárioni shipped across as many horses as they could in the open-decked swan-ships, Maedhros apologized to his uncle (and thus by proxy to the rest of the Indisioni Exiles) by gifting them horses, and the strong implication is that Fingon essentially gleefully lived the entire Siege of Angband as a ferocious horse nomad.

Likewise, they fought on horse-back and while it is not impossible to fight on horseback without stirrups, it’s much harder and much more likely to hurt both you and the horse.

The Noldor and the Rohirrim have the same attitude, about horses.

They have also had horses for thousands of years, learned horse-care from the creators of horses, and so on. Glorfindel’s first round through life was as part of those born-in-Aman Noldorin Exiles.

So of fucking course the Noldor have saddles. Similarly, of course they have reins: reins are how you communicate with a horse whose head is way the fuck over there. (As is pressure from your knees, and so on.) Now, none of these are of the coercive kind, and none are the kind that would use discomfort as a communication way, but none of those are necessary anyway.


On the other hand, the Nandor of Mirkwood-once-Greenwood …don’t seem to have any significant equestrian history.

And why would they? They are intensely forest-dwelling people. Horses are not naturally forest creatures, and in particularly dense forests do not provide a significant transportation advantage - especially not when being ridden. A horse in Mirkwood in a battle is mostly a liability - you can see echoes of the same thing with the Rohirrim in both their relationship to Fangorn, and in their intense apprehension at getting the guidance of the Druédain through the woods to get around that one orc-host during the journey to Minas Tirith.

Sure, sure, stories of deep woods monsters and so on, but also part of the reason that the forest is part of the Rohirric Cultural Imaginary as a Terror Place is that their one major military strength doesn’t work there. They’re a cavalry-based fighting people, and deep tangled forest is no place for cavalry.

Horses, to get through woods, need roads. And the Nandor of Mirkwood don’t seem to be big on roads. They only even seem to have roads when interaction with other cultures demands it; they prefer using rivers and using their own feet in the forest. When trade with the outside world decays because it gets dangerous, the One Road through their kingdom also decays and is abandoned. And even if you do keep around a few very sure-footed little ponies for baggage, because they’re pretty good at that part and can keep their feet through the trees, well … you don’t RIDE those. And frankly they’re more likely to keep donkeys.

Legolas’ people do not appear to have significant traditions of riding horses and particularly not for battle.

But you know what specifically the royal, Sindar-origin line of the Greenwood has a history of?

Pride, and being massive show-offs, sometimes in ways that get them into deep trouble.

This is how Legolas’ grandfather died, and how his father became king: during the Last Alliance, Oropher got it so up his craw and his neck so out of joint about actually following the directions of Those Obnoxious Eldar and Númenórean Snobs* that he and his compatriot Nandor king charged very prematurely and got themselves and their people slaughtered, basically To Prove That They Couldn’t Be Bossed Around/Did So Know What They Were Doing.

[*please note: these Eldar and Númenórean snobs had been fighting wars - significantly against Sauron, and in the case of the leadership quite personally, and in the case of one member of the leadership against fucking Morgoth - for several thousand years and were intensely good at it. Oropher did not, as far as is recorded anywhere, even participate, let alone lead, in any significant military campaign.]

Like don’t get me wrong, I’m deeply fond of them, but also this is a thing they do.

Similarly, we know that Legolas personally is both a showoff and gets his nose a wee bit out of joint when he feels miffed or insulted. Gandalf has to tell him and Gimli to stop sniping at each other, and at more than two thousand years old, Legolas has a lot less excuse for getting involved in petty fights than most anyone else in the party.

When they’re snowed in on Caradhras, Legolas expends no small amount of energy in exerting himself to run across the snow for relatively little gain - but damn does it make him look impressive when he gets there! He is VERY touchy about the idea that he should be treated like everyone else in the party (ie as an outsider) when they’re trying to get through to Lórien, and later feels the need to make sidelong comments about feeling young, as he hasn’t “since travelling with you children” when they’re on the edge of Fangorn, and so on.

And right up to that point, Legolas has had a couple of unpleasant experiences - the hobbits were kidnapped and Boromir was killed and the three of them haven’t been able to do anything in particular about it; Aragorn has been much more materially USEFUL in the chase than he has, even if he himself might have been able to run without stopping more; and just now this bunch of humans insulted an ally, implied insult to his entire species, and threatened to kill his friend, and then Aragorn resolved the whole issue by being DIPLOMATIC about it instead of anything else - and is surrounded by a bunch of mortal Atani.

I put it to you: might it not be a major temptation to show off?

Because to be clear, while yes Glorfindel has saddle and bridle, he is able to verbally instruct Asfaloth to ignore Frodo pulling on that bridle and run, from a couple meters away. I don’t think the idea that the Quendi can get horses (and other positively inclined animals) to do what they want regardless of external measures of control is at all inaccurate. Glorfindel has a saddle because a saddle makes Asfaloth more comfortable carrying his weight (and is terribly convenient for storage and baggage), and has a bridle because laying reins across the neck is very useful way to communicate without making noise, which has all sorts of advantages.

But Legolas - given that his family trades extensively with the Atani on their eastern border - certainly knows that Atani find the way that Quendi can just naturally ~*communicate*~ with animals and get them to do what they want very impressive; and also likely knows, from the same source, that riding bareback is considered an indicator of great skill.

Also, critically: as he does not ride horses OFTEN, he may have no idea how to put a saddle on, take it off, ditto a bridle, how to care for them, how to care for the horse after having them on, and so on, and in order to learn this in their current situation he would have to ask Aragorn and there isn’t really any way he could hide that incompetence from Gimli, who is certainly now his friend but is also someone he still wants to impress.

Finally, practically speaking, depending on the exact design it might well be very difficult to keep Gimli on with him if the saddle remained.

So what better way to do that, and to overawe these belligerent Atani (who insulted his friend AND his people AND the Lady of Lórien AND mutter mutter muttermutter humans being stupid muttermutter), than to pull off this great trick?

Bonus: since he’s always going to have to stop to let Gimli off before they fight, he doesn’t need to worry that much about staying on DURING combat, because he won’t be fighting that way.

Additionally, if you take the framing premise of the book (that it is written out of the recollections of the hobbits, primarily Frodo and Sam but with some additions from Merry and Pippin who are the other major points of view we have) seriously, this is a bit that would have been added in afterwards, and you can actually see that reflected in the language used (it is a LOT more High Register, throughout the sequence with “the three hunters”, than it is anywhere that it’s from Merry or Pippin or Sam or Frodo’s primary point of view), very possibly Gimli’s or Legolas’ own, or some combination, suggesting a possible origin for the claim about “way with all good beasts” as Legolas would want to maintain his image, and Gimli’s sense of what Quendi can and can’t and do and don’t do would be primarily shaped by, well, Legolas.


TLDR: The Noldor and Eldar in general of course use (very well made and perfectly fitted/suited to the horse and rider etc) saddles and reins to ride, because they’re actually horse-cultures. They don’t necessarily “need” them, and can in fact communicate with and convince horses to do things via other means, but saddles are for the horse’s comfort as much as the rider’s, and reins are just a SMART way to communicate in a rider context.

Legolas is not from a horse-culture and is not particularly accustomed to riding horses but figures it can’t be that hard if humans can do it (and does have enough unfair elven advantage to pull that off) and is a massive showoff, and therefore made a big deal about not needing a saddle etc etc.

Aragorn let him do this because it wasn’t that important (the horse was strong enough to carry both of them, this was not the time) and frankly it was kinda funny.

The text has this minor confusion because it’s being written by hobbits who are outside of both cultures and lack significant context, were compiling a massive BEAST of a volume based on multiple contributors, and so on.


postscript: @lireavue absolutely reblogged this in order to trigger this post, and don’t let her pretend otherwise.

Someone in the notes has pointed out that we have Gandalf referring to how he doesn’t ride “elf fashion” except on Shadowfax. This is correct!

I will merely note that:

a) he is saying this to Pippin, in a section which is primarily from Pippin’s point of view (ie Pippin would have been the one recording it for The Book).

b) he is saying this to Pippin after having been around saddle-less Legolas for a large amount of time.

c) Gandalf’s major coping mechanism for the Worst Job and Grief is in fact a monumental amount of deadpan trolling, from which he does not in the slightest spare Quendi, ever, at all.

So there’s that.

this is fascinating and also now I want a fic where Fingon winds up in Rohan for some reason and makes friends with the brave horse nerd atani to the consternation of the stewards of Gondor who expected their illustrious kinsman’s primary attention

madrivervalleyicelandics:

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Spóla (literally imported less than 3 months ago from a country in which she is more or less the apex predator, lol) decided she’s bombproof enough to walk me right up to a sleeping bear I couldn’t see under some tall ferns. Bear leapt up, terrified, froze, and noisily bolted. Spóla kept strolling along on the buckle, didn’t change her posture or stride at all, totally unconcerned. I mean it’s nice I guess, she will walk thru fire but don’t ask her to save you from dangerous wildlife!

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ladyyatexel:

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naamahdarling:

ladyyatexel:

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been reading up about julius caesar’s horse which was described as having multiple toes or “humanlike feet” on its front legs and i needed to show you all this horrifying engraving of caesar’s horse and its human grippers

Hat tip to @sourjen! We all hate this horse!

I did not know Caesar had a Bratz horse

Anyway hail Caesar


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What the and I stress the following word FUCK has happened here.

I have no memory of seeing, commenting on or reblogging this post. Hope this helps!

Wait is that a real product?!?! I assumed someone just franken-dolled together a bratz doll and a knock off my little pony.

They’re real. They’re called Struts I misremembered them as part of the Bratz line.


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I’m sorry?

New concept for shoeing DSLD horses…?

why-animals-do-the-thing:

headspace-hotel:

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cristalplanetheart:

This Just In: Giant Beast Gingerly Eats Dandelions. More at 11.

I know this beast could fuck my entire shit up and break all my bones, but i want to kiss its soft head so bad

One reason bison are so good at fucking people’s shit up? That hump. It’s not fat, like you might assume - it’s pure damn muscle and bone.

Here’s Ernie, the taxidermy bison mount at the Flint Hills Discovery Center in Kansas. Take a look at the inside of that hump!

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If you remember in the giraffe neck post, I talked about how the spikes of bone that come off the backs of vertebrae are called spinous processes, and they’re muscle attachment spots. (All animals have them because it’s where a lot of spine muscles attach - when you run your fingers down someone’s spine and feel bumps, you’re feeling the much smaller human versions). The rule for muscles attachment sites is: the bigger the piece of bone that anchors it, the bigger the muscle. So those huge spikes of bone inside a bison’s hump are the anchor points for absolutely monstrously sized neck/shoulder muscles.

Bison need these huge-ass neck muscles because they search for grass in the winter by shoving snow out of the way with their very large, heavy heads. It’s quite literally a built-in suspension system for a meat-based snowplow.

According to at least one reputable source I found, the muscles in the hump also help the bison hold their head up when they run. (This tracks with analogous anatomy on other mammals, but I can’t find a diagram of exactly what muscles attach where for bison to confirm it.)

All of this means that they can swing their heads with an enormous amount of force. That’s part of why people who make bad life choices about harassing bison in national parks often get so hurt - they’re not just dealing with a very angry, very large animal with very sharp horns, but one whose offensive capacity is backed by a huge heavy head and propelled by a truly extraordinary mass of muscle.

When there is no conflict, thought, that massive neck just supports their head while they daintily eat dandelions.

madrivervalleyicelandics:

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Here is a serotonin boost for u all today